"I'm Writing a Novel, Officer!" --Weird Things I've Googled For Something I was Writing

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If you take a glance at my web browsing history after I finish a writing session, you are likely to come away with three conclusions:

1. I can’t spell “beaurocracy” (bureaucracy as it turns out), often not even close enough for Google to figure it out.
2. A Good portion of my time “writing” is actually spent on Tumblr, Facebook, and Pandora.
3. I might be planning to commit some pretty God-damned serious murder.